This is so 90’s that I’m sitting here cringing with joy. Check out those red bell-bottoms!! White fuzzy knee-high boots!! They wear red lipstick like BOSSES. Also, this female aggression is really floatin’ my boat right now. All we have nowadays is dreamy synth unicorn pop melodrama bullshit. I WANT AWKWARD ANGER.
Whenever I have some random idea or thought, I like to just throw things in. The plus side is that I always have a place to keep these ideas but the downside is I lose the thoughts amongst other random thoughts. Though hey, just found this one!
“Two Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my door and for a split second I seriously considered pulling a Bernard Black and being like, “Yes! Come in! Tell me about your god!”…just so I wouldn’t have to clean my stupid apartment.”
This must have happened quite awhile ago. All I remember is that it was warm enough for me to question why they were wearing suits before they began to speak.