I just found the best pants ever. At H&M no less. One pair was even discounted to 7€ since some person stole the belt. Anyways, fuck that skinny jean trend, it’s made enough people look ridiculous, for far too long. Also, I may not be Beyoncé but my ass looks DAMN FINE in these pants.


Aw look at me trying to model. It’s the pants man, I’ve never felt so proud of my tiny bum before. It’s a good thing I kept trying stuff on, I was getting so pissed off (pants shopping is hell on earth for me).